Jokes

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How did the octopus couple walk down the road? Arm in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm.

Michele, aged 8, Meyrin GE

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How did the Vikings send messages? By Norse code.

Why was the glow-worm unhappy? Her children weren’t very bright.

Nico, aged 9, Bellinzona TI

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What goes ha, ha, ha, plop? Someone laughing their head off.

What did one invisible man say to the other? It’s nice not to see you again!

How does a flea get around? By itch-hiking.

What cheese is made backwards? Edam

Oscar, aged 8, Hütten ZH

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What’s the biggest mouse? A hippopotomus.

What’s the biggest ant? An elephant.

What’s a fish without an eye? A fsh.

Luca, aged 8, Wilen SZ

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Why do koalas carry their babies on their backs? Because they can’t push a stroller up a tree.

Gioia, aged 7, Wilen SZ

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